I've been going out to clients lately and haven't been able to write much. I'm not in sales but apparently, they need me to close big deals because I'm just effortlessly impressive (ha-ha-ha!). Fortunately, I've lots of unpublished stuff on my "waitlist". This one's from last October.

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Up to this point, I am still not sure what to name my future kid. So other than books, I decided to venture to more interesting sources. Sure pornstar names are silly, but somehow, when you append your last names and / or second names, they sound classy. Here’s a sampler:

Sunrise Adams Sarmiento

Teagan Prestley Sarmiento

Jenna Jameson Sarmiento
(this one won’t work, Jenna’s already a household porn name)

Jesse Jane Sarmiento

Jill Kelly Sarmiento

Krista Allen Sarmiento
(ok, so she’s just a softporn actress)

Kaylani Lei Sarmiento

Savannah Samson Sarmiento
(nah, too popular either)

Carmen Luvana Sarmiento

Katja Kassin Sarmiento
(Yippie, exotic and Russian. Perhaps Budapest?)

Cytherea Sarmiento
(Cute! That is if you don’t know Cytherea’s the squirt queen.)

Aria Giovanni Sarmiento
(eto fave ko, parang designer brand!)

Terri Summers Sarmiento
(Baywatch material?)

Jenna Haze Sarmiento

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Some names however are just plain too hardcore to mingle with. But who knows, one might work out for you!

April Flowers
Mason Storm
Vicky Vette
Lauren Phoenix
Cherokee
Lilly Thai
Jezebelle Bond
Dani Woodward
Crissy Moran
Violet Blue (violet na, blue pa)
Tawny Stone
Asia Carera
Traci Lords
Briana Banks
Sunset Thomas
Cali Cox (jeez!)
Lana Cox (they love that ‘Cox’ thing so much, eh?)

It’s not worth messing around with the male names. They’re just too silly.


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