The plan was simple.


Leave the house with Merlin to buy cake.
Fill radiator with water.
Drive to the gas station.
Drive to Goldilocks to buy chocolate roll for my sister's birthday.
Park the car. Lock it.
Buy the Cake.


No more choco roll available.
Malas one.
Had to buy Brazo de Mercedes instead.
Walk back to car.


Keys are still inside.
Malas two.
Leave car, commute back home.
Get spare keys and commute back to Goldilocks.
Drive back home.
Only to find out it was my turn on the videoke.
Wait for random song...


My Way
Oh fuck me...
Malas three.
Sing the forsaken song as best I could and get paranoid.
Hope that nobody shoots me dead while singing...
Hope that nobody stabs me in the back while singing...


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